[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

[On second thought, perhaps this is indeed something that he should keep to himself.. So, instead, he attempts to steer into a slightly different, albeit true, direction.]


...At the time, I had already known who stole the money. Actually, I did not know, as I did not have sufficient proof, but I had my strong suspicions which turned out to be true, as we found out later. In any case, I defended you that day already knowing that it was not you.

[takethat]

[Nice save--Phoenix doesn't catch it.]

Then you were the only person who had the sense to pay attention to the facts. So, again, I owe you, and thank you, and it doesn't change how much that meant to me.

[cantacquityou]

...Oh, I had my reasons.

[takethat]

...care to elaborate?

[cantacquityou]

...No.

[takethat]

...and I'm completely unsurprised by that response.

[cantacquityou]

...Indeed. After all of that effort and to have come so far, I couldn't have you thinking bad of me now, can I?

[takethat]

[Mutter]

I don't think you could say anything to make me think badly of you.

[cantacquityou]

...What was that?

[takethat]

Nothing you'd believe, I'm sure.

[cantacquityou]

We're keeping secrets from each other, I see.

[takethat]

Hey. You started it.

[He stifles a yawn.]

God, why am I tired again already? I haven't been up that long.

[cantacquityou]

I haven't a clue. But if you choose to fall asleep now, you will more than likely have a rude awakening pretty soon.

[takethat]

...yeah, don't remind me... ugh. I still don't understand why you had to sabotage me like that.

[cantacquityou]

I'm simply trying to take care of you.

[takethat]

Fine, but just don't expect me to be any less thorough in looking out for you. I may not sneak you any laxatives anytime soon, but... I'm sure I can find something equally as invasive to do to you.

[I'm just leaving that the way I typed it even though it sounds ridiculous I don't even care]

[cantacquityou]

This is why I do not plan on getting ill any time soon. From the way you are saying it, it seems as though your intentions would not be as good as my own.

Anyway, you needed it. Would you have taken it had I told you what it was beforehand?

[takethat]

Not with the knowledge that I would be under your care all day, no. I don't look forward to that... particular bathroom experience... being known. By you. At least you probably won't tell anyone. .....right?

[cantacquityou]

...Well, it was primarily the reason I had planned to step out, earlier. I thought you might have wanted some quality alone-time with the toilet so that you two could become better acquainted with each other.

[takethat]

I wanted some quality time getting better acquainted with you, first.

[His stomach gives a telling gurgle.]

...but I think the toilet needs a turn, too. ...feel free to walk your dog now, you know, or anything else that keeps you far... far away from the bathroom.

[cantacquityou]

Oh? You did? With me? Well, then... I don't see why I should be off so soon...

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MILES EDGEWORTH /fistshake

[takethat]

[He's on his feet and... half-hobbling, half-hurrying to the bathroom, calling over his shoulder as he goes]

Dowhateveryouwant! Justdon'tfollowme!

[cantacquityou]

[calls back!]

...There's also a bathroom upstairs, in case you were interested...

[Then he turns to Vera, who has been napping in the corner the whole time. She picks her head up expentantly and wags her tail.]


Come on, Veritas. We are going for a very, very long walk.