[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

As you should, for I will always top you when it comes to cynicism.

[takethat]

I'm not going to argue that at all.

Still, it's no fun to suddenly lose a friend.

[cantacquityou]

...I know. I know.

[takethat]

[Silence, for a little while]











I don't feel twenty-six.

[cantacquityou]

...Well, it's probably because you're still twenty-five, according to this place.

[takethat]

Actually! I was born in the afternoon! So technically I've been twenty-six for a while already!

[cantacquityou]

...?







...I'm referring to the fact that we apparently don't age, here...

[takethat]

Oh, that.

[He's more or less giggling... six beers in a couple of hours may be a bit much.]

[cantacquityou]

...You're in a good mood.

[takethat]

...well, I just decided to stop letting you bother me, and enjoy my beer.

[And he holds up his can in a "cheers" motion.]

[cantacquityou]

That's a good way to think. I couldn't agree more.





[Takes the can from him.]

[takethat]

Heyyy give it back!

[Reaches for it!]

You said I could have my beer...

[cantacquityou]

Oh dear. And here I thought you were offering it to me. [Holds it up high.]

[takethat]

I can just get another one...

[Grumbling, he crawls across the floor... looking for his drinks.]

[cantacquityou]

[Chuckles]



...You look silly. Here.


[Waves the can at him]

[takethat]

Thank you.

[He takes it and sticks his tongue out at Edgeworth.]

It's much better for everyone involved if you don't mess around with me. Right, Vera?

[And this time he "cheers" his can at Vera.]

[cantacquityou]

[Vera picks her head up, yawns, and plops her head back down on the arm of the chair. Edgeworth chuckles again.]


By that reaction, I think she'd be more than happy to challenge that idea.

[takethat]

Oh yeah, she seems really invested in what I have to say.

[Laughing]

She acts just like you sometimes.

[cantacquityou]

[Oh, this just warms his heart.]


...Does she?

[takethat]

Definitely. You've... raised her well.

...I hope Magikarp and I have nothing in common...

[cantacquityou]

I wouldn't say so. He does bear quite a resemblance of you in court. Flopping around, aimlessly...

[takethat]

Hey. He's tough when he wants to be.

[cantacquityou]

Are you talking about those scratches on your arms?

[takethat]

I sure am. And the ones on my legs.