[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

...To the bathroom. Did you expect the kitchen, perhaps?

[takethat]

I expected my bathroom, not yours.

[cantacquityou]

I am not taking you all the way to your room just to have a bath.

[takethat]

Fair enough--so let's just forget the bath?

[cantacquityou]

...Is there a problem with taking one here?

[takethat]

[Just quit while you're ahead, Phoenix...]



.....no, sir.....

[pout]

[cantacquityou]

Good. I am going to prepare one for you. [starts off again.]

...and you should be naked by the time I return.

[takethat]

What!! No!! I can get naked on my own, in the bathroom, without you having to see, thank you very much.

[cantacquityou]

...

...I was joking.

[takethat]

...oh. ..aha... ha... of course you were.

[Mutter]
It's impossible to ever tell...

[cantacquityou]

[He goes into the bathroom, and one can hear the turning of knobs and the running of the faucet. He returns.]


You're still sweating from that last exchange? You really should - how one might say - 'loosen up' a bit, Wright.

[takethat]

....really, Edgeworth? Really?

[cantacquityou]

Hmph. Really.

[takethat]

I'll just assume the irony of that statement isn't lost on you, and move on. Is it time for me to strip yet?

[cantacquityou]

...Let me see if I have enough dollar bills.

[takethat]

Please, even you don't have enough to pay for this. [He wiggles in the least sexy way ever and ends up stumbling and having to catch himself on the side of the bed. He is... truly smooth.]

[cantacquityou]

[covers his mouth in an attempt to stifle a bit of a laugh]




...I apologize, but in your current condition, your retail value now is such that I can afford five of you.

[takethat]

[Ahha! An almost-laugh!]

Well too bad, because you'd never find five of me! I'm one-of-a-kind.

[cantacquityou]

If there were five of you, I'd have thrown myself out of the window.

[takethat]

I know they say imitation is the finest form of flattery, but come on. Get your own near-death experience.

[Smirk.]

Where is this nice hot bath you promised me, anyway?

[cantacquityou]

...You are welcome to check for yourself. Ah, yes! I suppose that requires walking.

[takethat]

Hey, hey now, I can walk. I can walk just fine.

[Proceeds to shuffle toward Edgeworth like an old man.]

[cantacquityou]

[holds his hands out again in case someone fails. Er---falls.]

[takethat]

I can do it!

[He probably looks much less sure of himself than he sounds, but he's getting there. I think I can, I think I can...]

[cantacquityou]

[watches]

...Where are you going?