[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[takethat]

...oh.

[Turns and continues his march shuffle in the right direction, shooting Edgeworth a dirty look in the process..]

[cantacquityou]

...Just kidding. You were going the right way.

[takethat]

[Shuffles back in the other direction once again, giving Edgeworth a little shove on the way by.]

[cantacquityou]

[Walks past Wright - which is pretty easy at normal speed what with Phoenix hobbling like that - and into the bathroom, where he tightens the faucet's handles closed, tests the water, and pours a few capfuls of 'stuff' in there.]

[takethat]

[He finally manages to make it the rest of the way to the bathroom. Leaning on the door frame, he sniffs the air.]

I'm going to smell like a girl after this bath, aren't I?

[cantacquityou]

...If you consider the scent of peppermint and charcoal to be feminine, then yes.

[takethat]

[Grumble] Peppermint's kind of feminine...

[cantacquityou]

Is that so? I take it you brush your teeth with Old Spice.

[takethat]

I brush my teeth with wintergreen toothpaste. Not peppermint.

[cantacquityou]

...And I suppose your overwhelming masculinity also opposes most chewing gum, starlight mints and peppermint tea.

kiss him. he tastes like cinnamon. :|

[takethat]

It definitely opposes peppermint tea, yes. [He really wants to comment on how very gay "peppermint tea" sounds, but he... doesn't.] And I like cinnamon chewing gun. In fact, given the choice, I'd take cinnamon over just about anything else.

No. Edgey prefers peppermint. :/

[cantacquityou]

...I see absolutely nothing 'feminine' about peppermint. It is one of my favourite flavours.

[takethat]

...case in point...

[cantacquityou]

...So you're saying I am feminine.

[takethat]

...Yes. Yes, Edgeworth, I am saying that you're feminine.

[cantacquityou]

[...Is more curious than anything else.]



...Is that so? What makes you say that?

[takethat]

You're... with the... pink... and just look at this room! There is no right answer to this question and you know it.

[cantacquityou]

...




...It's red. Is your sense of colour handicapped as well?

this doesn't work too well in text

[takethat]

Is it wet over there in denial?




That's pink and it always will be.

[cantacquityou]

...You are in a deep, red room...


...And you are calling it, 'pink.'

...

...I suppose you are going to say that blood is pink, too. Along with my car.

[takethat]

Your pajamas.... are pink.

[cantacquityou]

...So they are.


...But to say that this room is pink is a blatant disregard for Colour Theory.

THIS TIME

[takethat]

...listen, Edgeworth, you're feminine. You wear that frilly thing on your neck all the time. Arguing with me about colors doesn't change that.

[cantacquityou]

[Wants to face!palm. So. Bad.]

How exceedingly ignorant. It's a cravat. Manfred Von Karma wore one, and there is barely anything feminine about him. It is the forerunner of the modern necktie, and it was popularly worn by men, especially in the 17th century.


...It may be archaic, perhaps, but definitely not 'feminine.'

[takethat]

[He smiles and shakes his head.]

The lady doth protest too much.