[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[takethat]

Me? Of course I'm alright... except I'm very worried about you... I don't really want to have to pull any more unconscious friends out of a hot spring again any time soon.

[cantacquityou]

I will be fine. As for you... I deeply apologize for any permanent damage I may have caused you by having to see me like this once again.

[takethat]

See you like what? Fainting? I'm just glad I was here to help!

[Concern is strong enough to drive the thought of Edgeworth's naked body right out of Phoenix's mind. For now.]

[cantacquityou]

Not quite, I me--Oh, whatever.

[takethat]

What, you mean naked??

[cantacquityou]

...










...And now, I have a headache.

[takethat]

Maybe you should go to the doctor now...

[cantacquityou]

That won't be necessary... I have a good feeling as to why I have a headache...but if you could-- [Cutting himself off, he wishes up a robe and puts it on.]...I'll just...go back to my room.

[takethat]

I'll help! Just let me put my pants on...

[And he scurries off to do just that, as quickly as possible, before returning in a hurry and still shirtless.]

[cantacquityou]

[There's a small smile as he notes Phoenix's eagerness, watching him with the very same expression when he returns.]






...You may as well put on a shirt, too.

[takethat]

Huh? Oh, I... guess...

[Fumbling, he does so]

...I thought you might be gone when I got back over here.

[cantacquityou]

Ah, so you apparently think I have superpowers, too. It is no wonder you feel 'inadequate.'

[takethat]

I just thought you'd take off without me.

[He finishes buttoning his shirt and goes over to offer a hand to Edgeworth for the second time this night.]

Do you think you can stand?

[cantacquityou]

[He takes the hand, even though he was certain he didn't need the help, and hoists himself up with Phoenix's help.

Maintaining his hold onto Phoenix's hand, he stumbles a bit forward. On purpose.]

[takethat]

[sneaky

He places his free hand on Edgeworth's arm to steady him, and then snakes his own arm around Edgeworth's back.]

Lean on me if you get dizzy.

[Ready to march when you are, Edgey.]

[cantacquityou]

[He blinked... Not expecting this much contact for sure... he gently pushes himself from Phoenix, straightening himself up and starts off.]

Ahem. I can manage on my own. Let's be off, then.

[takethat]

[Clearly unimpressed by this, Phoenix scowls.]

Fine, but I'm staying right next to you in case you fall over or something.

[And off he goes, making sure Edgeworth is close by.]

[cantacquityou]

[He manages to slowly (quite slowly) make it to his room door in relative silence. Screw jammies, as soon as he opens the door, he immediately goes towards the bed and sits upon it.]


You are...free to go, if you'd like.

/ukeface

[takethat]

[He stands some distance away, shifting his weight and picking at his palms.]















Am I... also free to stay?

....not-so-seme face. o_o

[cantacquityou]

Ah-...








...But...of course, you are.

[takethat]

Good. I can sleep on the sofa, and then if you feel bad again during the night you can just call.

[cantacquityou]

You are free to do whatever you'd like.

[takethat]

....w-well....


[Be bold, Phoenix.]


...then scoot over.


[He goes to climb into the bed, but pauses just short of doing so, chuckling.]

Sandy pants versus me in my underwear, Miles. Take your pick.

.5

[cantacquityou]

[He covers his face with his hands and leans on his elbows...]

1.00

[cantacquityou]

[...and starts to chuckle.]


...If you get sand in my bed, I will crucify you.