[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[takethat]

I'd drown.




Not that you'd probably mind that?

[cantacquityou]

I beg your pardon?

[takethat]

Oh, nothing...

[He scoots a little closer, fully intent on splashing Edgeworth while he's not looking.]

[cantacquityou]

[Taking note of the audible movement of the water as his eyes remain closed.]


...I take it you're getting a bit more comfortable around me.

[takethat]

Just trying to pick on you. Nothing new.

[splash]

[cantacquityou]

[He covers his face with his palm to avoid having his face further assaulted by hot water, but otherwise does nothing until the splash attack subsides]


You simply exist to irritate me, don't you?

[takethat]

[He leans on his elbow on the natural "wall" of the bath.]

Nice to know I have a purpose, at least, huh?

[cantacquityou]

...










You're showing.

because mun read this as meaning Phoenix looks very pregnant today

[takethat]

...what?

omfg wat

[cantacquityou]

Ah, it seems that you have already forgotten that you are naked. With the way you're sitting, you're in full view, my good man.

[takethat]

[He's truly embarrassed by that--not just in the flailing, slapstick-esque way he's usually troubled by the things Edgeworth says. His face turns a deep red and he curls back up into a protective position once again.]

Er... sorry about that.

[cantacquityou]

[He chuckles lowly.]


...and just as your purpose is to irritate me, mine, obviously, is to get you back for it.

[takethat]

I guess that's fair.

[He sits sullenly still for all of a minute before he starts squeezing his hands together at the surface of the bath to make water squirt from between his fingers.]

[cantacquityou]

How is it that you are petrified to wade at the beach at this depth, yet this is not a problem for you?

[takethat]

I know how deep the ocean gets.

[Squirt. Squirt.]

It's way scarier than a bath. But then again, I'm not going out in the middle of this one, either.

[Squirt.]

Anyway, you'd save me.

[cantacquityou]

[He swims in a liiiiittle bit closer to Phoenix]


If you can say that with such confidence, then what is holding you back?

[takethat]

[He glances up at Edgeworth at that.]


...heh, good question.

[cantacquityou]

You don't trust me.

[takethat]

I just said you'd save me, didn't I?

[cantacquityou]

...and yet, you contradict yourself by not trusting me.

[takethat]

If you'd get down off your high horse for a minute you might think of other reasons I don't want to go out there--like the fact that if you did have to come to my rescue, we're both naked.

[cantacquityou]

...and if you'd oblige me by doing the same, you would recall that I was referring to swimming at the beach in the first place.

[takethat]

I wasn't. I mentioned going further out in this bath and then you started picking on me. Make more sense if you want me not to misunderstand you.

[cantacquityou]

Isn't asking why you're afraid of swimming at the beach at this very depth comprehensible enough? That was the question, after all.

[takethat]

If you just shut your eyes, I'll get out of the bath and go back to the castle and then you won't have to worry about it anymore.