[Edgeworth's Hotel Room]

[cantacquityou]

[Here's an anything-goes post for anyone who may wish to interact with Edgeworth in any way at any time. All is welcome under the premise that Edgeworth is either entering or vacating his hotel room. Or just walk right in if you want to be an ass about it. Either way, here is where anyone from anywhere, regardless of game or dressing room, can take advantage of the opportunity to harass a random Edgeworth whenever they see fit.]

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well I WAS invited lolololol

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Knock knock.]

Edge...worth?

Well, then! Welcome!

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[A visitor.

...Well, this was...most unexpected.

It might take him a while to get to the door.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Not to worry. Phoenix will just be tapping his foot slightly and shifting back and forth, you know, waiting patiently.]

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Cracks open the door, peers for a couple of seconds, then opens it fully]



...You're not me.



[Astute observation, self.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He's silent in confusion for a minute, blinking, but then shrugs it off and grins widely.]

...this is true! And you're not me. So glad we got that straightened out.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

. . .


Good evening, Wright.


[Turns, returns to chair, leaving the door open.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He practically beams at the unspoken invitation, and scoots into the room before he can be told to go away.]

Uh... hey, Edgeworth. How are you...?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...Close the door.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Not about to argue with that tone, he kicks the door shut behind him.]

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...




...I've seen better days.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well I guess that... makes sense?




[This isn't awkward!]

What do you think of this hotel room, anyway?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

It's...tolerable, I suppose. Rather large. The clothes, however...


[Wright is obviously in discomfort and struggling for conversation. Come on. Let's try to be friendly, Edgeworth?]


Hm...How are you? Tell me, Wright. How long have you been here, and from which point did you arrive?

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Oh, I haven't been here very long... and, uh, if you mean "what was happening when I left?" then I'd just finished a really sticky case involving prosecutor Godot--ring any bells?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

No. Perhaps it would have helped to provide an estimate date.

...I arrived here immediately after chartering a private jet to come to the aid of a certain someone who managed to fling himself from a burning bridge. Does that 'ring any bells,' perhaps?

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Er....

[Ouch. Two blows in one go. Well, at least there's no denying he's Edgeworth.]

Yeah, I uh--you know, that was a lot of effort on your part, what with the jet and all.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

You may repay me as you see fit. After all, that trip alone was worth a handful of your case victories.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He'll chalk it up to being shut in a hotel room alone with Edgeworth that money wasn't what popped into his mind right away at the suggestion of repayment. Sigh.]

You know I'm not made of cash like you are. Anyway, you wouldn't have done that if you didn't want to. I know you well enough to know that.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Wright. Can't you tell by the chronically solemn expression on my face that I was joking?]

I did not actually expect you to repay me in cash.

...Don't misjudge my character, Wright. For you I would have done it, and I did.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Isn't that always the way? First he delivers a solid blow and then he says something almost sweet and that's...


What's so confusing.]

M-maybe it's a good thing I wasn't as bad off as Larry apparently told you I was... huh?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...No, otherwise I would have had good reason to charter a jet.

[namesram]

Hey, Mr. Edgeworth? I've tabulated those insurance statistics you asked for! :)

[of course, since Ram is a program and isn't actually up there in the ~other world~ with the Users, this piece of information manifests as a mere process-finished-your-data-is-ready bleep on Edgeworth's phone. but the sentiment is there.~~]

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Well, now this is a sight to behold.]


G-Gumshoe? Is that...so?

[namesram]

[LOLNOPE oi User don't you remember the actuarial program you downloaded to make sure those life insurance calculations the other attorney had to disclose were correct and there weren't rogue variables that could -- but enough of that 'cos Ram could go on and on about his work ~all day~]

You're not gonna like this, though. The figures for 2010 were accurate enough, but the ones for 2011 don't match up with the projected sample size or the numbers you got from the Department of Transportation. There could be a factor missing, but it's more likely that the sample size was too small, but there's no reason for that to have happened... are you sure the source was accurate? 'Cos you might want to talk to them again.

[which comes through on your end as a table of information which is not what was expected, but is also not off in the expected way. SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK, but it doesn't fit the current theory of why the defense is wrong. Something must be missing... BUT WHAT??]

Pasting from last thread =D

[cantacquityou]

[Oh? He could vaguely recall having a conversation about this with Detective Gumshoe a few days prior. Even though these were not exactly the figures he was looking for at the time, whoever it was really did seem to do a splendid job in extrapolating nicely from the bit of conversation, considering very little was said at the time since Edgeworth knew that it was unlike Gumshoe to retain pertinent information, so he didn't bother to get into detail. Indeed, he could place that the sentiment was there. It was not lost on him. Curious, as it was not a voice he could readily place.]


This is... a most impressive summary of the statistics albeit rather unnecessary at the very moment. However, I assure you I am quite appreciative of your efforts. Now, tell me. To whom am I speaking?

[proudgreenbulge]

Testing!