[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

[Wait. Wut.]


You're...telling...me?

[takethat]

I'm trying to cheer up, so you should try, too.

[It may be a very childlike thing to say, but it's also very sincere.]

[cantacquityou]

...Off my face...please...

[takethat]

...oh, fine.

[He lets go and pets Edgeworth's head instead...]

[cantacquityou]

Have we switched roles all of a sudden?

[takethat]

[He just smiles, only a little bit sadly, and stops... touching... Edgeworth.]

...just trying to keep this night from going completely to hell.

[cantacquityou]

W-Whatever you do, just don't cry anymore. Actually, never cry again. Ever again. If you do, I'll...I'll have you convicted...for...for....'Disturbing the Peace'...

[takethat]

[It's almost heartwarming to hear Edgeworth say "never cry again" like that...]

Bothered you that much?

.5

[cantacquityou]

Yes. Never do it again. Do you understand me?

1.00

[cantacquityou]

[takethat]

[He chuckles softly.]

I was wrong, wasn't I? You actually care about my feelings after all.

[cantacquityou]

Where on Earth did you find so many of them?

[takethat]

So many of what?

[cantacquityou]

...Feelings, obviously!

[takethat]

Most people have more than one feeling!

[cantacquityou]

But you have an immeasurable number of them.

1/2

[takethat]

[takethat]

Surely you, too, have a few "unnecessary feelings."

[o no he didnt]

[cantacquityou]

Hmph. They're all 'unnecessary,' if you ask me...

[takethat]

[Eyeroll]

That was downright predictable of you...

[cantacquityou]

Do you feel better already?

[takethat]

Not really, but I'm trying to move on.

[cantacquityou]

[He groans.]


...I give up. I've run out of ideas... I will just have to resign myself to the fact that I simply am not pleasant company...

[takethat]

I enjoy your company.

[Shrug... he pulls his knees up under his chin and stares.]

[cantacquityou]

That's simply because I am not a wizard, or a demon, or a talking horse like everybody else here, it seems...