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...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via ~~his Hotel Room~~.

LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room. There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.

See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Hotel Room

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Well that's... comforting, at least... you think of everything, huh?

[Snerk]

It was required.

[He just shakes his head.]

At least you have help. Larry... doesn't... really seem to know or care what he's doing.

[That was random.]

None at all? I must say, I am actually a bit surprised.

He just lets them go crazy and make noise all the time. No help at all.

[And there's no keeping anything at a low volume, whether it's necessary as Edgeworth says or not.]

...It makes me wonder how the Castle selects its pairings for such events.

Yeah... same here. Been wondering that a lot lately, as a matter of fact... I mean, why put me with someone I don't even remember?

[Maybe he's talking just a little fast.]

I suppose it is needless to say that you're not at all happy with the arrangement.

Would you be happy to have children with Larry Butz?

...Such is the point.

Do you honestly believe that the Castle has any sort of real concern for our happiness?

I don't know. Up until this point, it could've done a lot worse.

Meaning?

[Meaning at least the company's been tolerable so far.]

...well, I'd say compared to what I've heard from other people, I've had it pretty easy so far... all things considered.

[Sure, he's been unconscious for a week, trapped in a room for Valentine's Day, and turned into a mermaid, but...]

Is that so? My, you're a resilient one.

...nah. It just hasn't been that bad when I've looked back on it all.

Though at those times in particular you'd beg to differ, I recall quite well.

Sure... but I'd say it's pretty normal to have to take a few steps back from a situation to really understand it and all.

I can't tell whether that reinforces or squashes my theory.

And what theory is that?

Then again...

[He paused, recalling Phoenix's earlier exaggerated perturbation by the simple jest of the idea of having been paired with him, so...]

...It no longer makes sense, now that I think on it. Forget it.

No, no--come on, what's the theory?

[His eyebrows knit together.]

I'd love some insight if you have it.

Even though it seems to hold no water?

Sure. You're a smart guy. There's probably something to whatever it is you're thinking.

[And as long as he doesn't let on about his theory, then... well, he's safe.]