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...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via ~~his Hotel Room~~.

LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room. There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.

See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Hotel Room

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[Eyes remain closed.]

Well, I didn't intend to stay here all night...

[He leans back on his palms.]

I never have liked this beach much anyway.

...?

[His eyes snap open and he props himself upon his elbows, blinking a Phoenix.]

Really, now?

[It's a completely mischievous grin he's wearing when he returns that look.]

I always act like a fool when I'm here.

You have a tendency to do so in court as well, and yet that hasn't stopped you from being a lawyer.

Gee, thanks.

[He sticks his tongue out.]

My pleasure.

[He remains propped upon his elbows and looks off into the distant sea.]

I found it quite amusing when you had asked me earlier about the 'last person' I had kissed...

What did you find amusing? The fact that I asked, or the answer you gave me?

...The fact that I haven't a clue.

You don't know who the last person you kissed was?

[He chuckles.]

...For the life of me, I can't remember at all.

[If that's true, it's...]

...huh. Good to know.

I certainly didn't expect that sort of response. Will you be using this information for future reference, then?

[A laugh]

Probably not? I was just asking one of the old standards in truth-or-dare questions, after all.

'Probably not,' he says. Hmph. It just goes to show how trite and insignificant such an experience was for me that it takes so much effort to recall something that most people would be apt to recall the very second of, much less the person it was shared with. Not to mention, it has been quite a while...

Oh, is that it? It's been a while? I thought maybe you'd just kissed so many people you couldn't keep track of which one was the most recent.

[He's only partly serious. Really.]

[That earns a laugh.]

Dear goodness, no!

[Getting a laugh out of Edgeworth is one of the most encouraging aspects of knowing him, and Phoenix perks up considerably.]

What, really? You're not out clubbing every night and making out with strangers?

[~~like Larry?~~]

[He rolls his eyes.]

What a horrifying thought.

Yeah, yeah... we actually agree on that. Not much to be gained from those kinds of kisses, anyway.

Either way, I can't say I've gained much from any of the kisses I've had in the past. Though I can confidently say that they were not with strangers from ...random clubs...