[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[takethat]

I keep almost dying. You'd be irritable too.

[cantacquityou]

...A bit frightened, perhaps. But not irritable. After all, who, or what is there to be irritable at?

...Come. Let us get you seated.

[takethat]

[Grumbling, he gets up and adjusts the robe a little better.]

Yeah, okay... whatever you say.

[cantacquityou]

[...He recalled repeatedly reading that people recently out of a comatose state tended to be easily irritated and confused, so he decides that this is perhaps high time to simply 'man-up' and ignore Phoenix's peevishness, tone down his own, and simply attempt to be 'nicer' for his recovering friend's sake - whatever that means at the moment. Let's see how long this can last...]

Hmph.

[He places a hand on Phoenix's back in an attempt to simultaneously support and steer him towards the couch.]

[takethat]

[It's a nice thought, Edgey. Maybe you can make it to the next room without getting into an argument with each other.]








What am I supposed to do all day if I can't even walk around without keeling over? [Shuffle shuffle]

[cantacquityou]

...Nothing.

[takethat]

...nothing but sit here and stare at you?

[cantacquityou]

I have no qualms with that.

[takethat]

Well then.

[Stare.]

[cantacquityou]

Your eyes are enormous.

[takethat]

[YOUR EYES ARE TINY]






......they are?

[cantacquityou]

[Sharp, shrewd, and sexy. That's what the are =D}


Yes. I'd say they are one of your most defining features. Aside from your hazardous hairstyle.

[takethat]

Please, it's not a style. It just does that on its own.

[Don't mind him falling silent now. He's just going to wonder why Edgeworth talking about his eyes is making him feel weird. Don't worry, he won't get there. Anytime soon.]

[cantacquityou]

...


I am not convinced.

[takethat]

You don't believe me about my own hair? ...trust me, I wouldn't have worn it like this in high school if I'd had a choice.

[cantacquityou]

Brushing it doesn't work?

no icons for this...

[takethat]

It just stays like this if I brush it. I promise.

O_O

[cantacquityou]

[And with that, he gets up and walks away...


...and returns shortly with something in his hand.


...He leans over...and affixes 'it' to Phoenix's hair.]

[takethat]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[cantacquityou]

I just wanted to test a theory.

[takethat]

...so now that you know my hair can hold up a Christmas ornament, do you believe me?

[cantacquityou]

May I put another?

[takethat]

...oh, fine.

[Only because it's really cute the way you asked lololol shh]

[cantacquityou]

[Does so.]





...........





[Is really, really trying to stifle a smile/laugh/whatever.]

[takethat]

[SIGH]

I'm glad I'm so entertaining to you.

[That's only partly sarcastic, really.]