[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

[Admittedly, he notices that Phoenix appears slightly flustered, but has no idea why...]


I do. That way, you also won't be able to brazenly try to unlock secrets that are not yours to unlock, as you attempted with me the other day.

[takethat]

You know this is stealing, right?

[cantacquityou]

Not at all. It is simply borrowing. Besides, I at least had the decency to let you know that I have it, otherwise you would not have noticed.

[takethat]

I would've noticed! Eventually.

[cantacquityou]

Well, now you can rest assured that it's safe with me.

[sits up on the couch, picks up a nearby folder and begins to fan Phoenix with it.]

[takethat]

.......will it do me any good to ask what you're doing?

[cantacquityou]

...Isn't it obvious? You seemed rather flustered. I thought you might have been on your way to passing out again.

...Granted, I should have done this when I discovered you passed out in the bath. I suppose I panicked and had forgotten.

[takethat]

I'll be doing what I can to keep from passing out again, trust me.




...but thanks. [It's definitely not lost on him how concerned Edgeworth is for his wellbeing, after all. It means a lot, even if he's being cranky and not showing it.]

.5

[cantacquityou]

I am quite sure that it's not a conscious effort.

1.00

[cantacquityou]

[Not too long after, Vera emerges from her hiding spot and simply sits in the doorway, watching.]

[takethat]

[Phoenix stares her down for a moment.]




Are you planning to tell me what that is?

[cantacquityou]

...I would ...if I truly knew. [she yips!]

[takethat]

At least it seems like a dog... ish... thing.

It's cute, anyway.

[He's kind of not cool with the way it's giving him the eye sometimes, though.]

[cantacquityou]

...No longer 'creepy'?


[She takes that as an invite to waltz up to Wright and starts to sniff his ankles.]

idk, icon. idk.

[takethat]

It was mostly creepy when it was spying on me while I was naked.

[He moves as if to pet Vera, then stops himself, not exactly sure if he'll get bitten or what this strange creature might do.]

Ditto.

[cantacquityou]

It's fine. She's friendly.


[she jumps! up on the couch next to Phoenix, yips! and wags her tail]


She's also alarmingly intelligent.

[takethat]

It's a she?

[To Vera]
Uh... h-hi... there.

[cantacquityou]

[YIP!]


[...And with that, she does the unexpected. She cheerfully raises her forepaws, presses them against Phoenix's back, and shoves him with unmitigated force.]

[takethat]

Hey!!

[He flounders like a Magikarp and faceplants soundly in Edgeworth's chest.

And doesn't move, because he's more afraid of seeing Edgeworth's face right now than having an eyeful of pink pajamas.]

[cantacquityou]

[...She then clamors onto Phoenix's back, and sits.

...Like a Boss.]

[takethat]

[Why do these things always happen to him?!?

He sighs. That's really all he can do.]

[cantacquityou]

Veritas! What is the meaning of this?! Get down this instant!

[And for the first time, she disobeys Edgeworth and stays there. She barks happily.]

[takethat]

[Muffled]

Can you do something with your dog thing?

[Edgeworth smells good. Now is not the time to be noticing that, but it's hard not to in this position.]

[cantacquityou]

I'm trying.


{So. There is a Phoenix laying on top of him. This is certainly not arousing awkward at all.]



Veritas!!



[And with that, she hops off.]

[takethat]

[When he feels the weight lift off his back, he sighs and goes about trying to sit up. Which really kind of only complicates their position a little more before he manages to succeed.

He's been closer to Miles Edgeworth's chest today than he ever expected.]

What... why... why did she do that??