[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

Why, spiders are a delicacy in Cambodia...

[takethat]

You know, I've heard that! I would love to try a spider that's been cooked properly, someday.

[cantacquityou]

...and whatever is humiliating about a young lad being dared to kiss a girl? Assuming such a thing is...relevant to his interests, I mean...

[takethat]

When you're a kid and you haven't ever kissed a girl before, it's very humiliating.

[There's a vague memory of some faceless child daring him to kiss a shy little girl at a birthday party, once. Both he and the girl had ended up in tears... it was not the most pleasant birthday party memory.]

[cantacquityou]

If you say so. Obviously, it isn't a cause for humiliation any longer, I take it.

[takethat]

...if you dared me to go kiss some woman in this castle right now, yes, I'd be embarrassed.

[cantacquityou]

...Would you not have the option of choosing said woman? After all, there were no further specifications.

[takethat]

When it happened to me as a kid, I didn't get to pick.

[cantacquityou]

Well, should I dare you to do it, you would.

[takethat]

Now I know to only pick 'truth' for the rest of the game.

[cantacquityou]

Smart move. Otherwise, I'd have probably dared you to kiss a man.

[takethat]

[He raises his eyebrows.]

You don't want to do that.

[If "hug any adult human" translated into "hug Phoenix," it's probably best not to test what would have become of "kiss any man."]

[cantacquityou]

Oh, I assure you. I know just the fellow who would absolutely delight in taking up such an offer.

[takethat]

Who? Who on earth are you talking about?

[cantacquityou]

Oh, if it upsets you so, I'd be more than happy to put it under the bridge...

[takethat]

Tell me who you were going to make me kiss!

[For a split-second, he considers pinching Edgeworth's arm to get the answer out of him--a flash-in-the-pan memory of dealings with that faceless child from the past, again?--but he wisely doesn't do it.]

[cantacquityou]

Hmph.













No.

[takethat]

Then just give me another 'truth'...

[cantacquityou]

Alright. Who did you think I was referring to, just now?

[takethat]

I honestly have no idea. That's the truth... and that's why I wanted to know.

[cantacquityou]

...Alright then. I'll take your word for it. Truth.

[takethat]

Who were you going to make me kiss?

[cantacquityou]

...Just as I had expected. I'd have worried for you otherwise.


No one you know, personally. A man who happens to phonetically share a very similar name to you. His name is Felix. I trust that is sufficient.

[takethat]

You were going to make me kiss some guy I don't know...

...we probably both would've ended up crying.

[cantacquityou]

...You and I, you mean? Because, as I said...I am sure he would have been quite glad to.