[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

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[takethat]

It just stays like this if I brush it. I promise.

O_O

[cantacquityou]

[And with that, he gets up and walks away...


...and returns shortly with something in his hand.


...He leans over...and affixes 'it' to Phoenix's hair.]

[takethat]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[cantacquityou]

I just wanted to test a theory.

[takethat]

...so now that you know my hair can hold up a Christmas ornament, do you believe me?

[cantacquityou]

May I put another?

[takethat]

...oh, fine.

[Only because it's really cute the way you asked lololol shh]

[cantacquityou]

[Does so.]





...........





[Is really, really trying to stifle a smile/laugh/whatever.]

[takethat]

[SIGH]

I'm glad I'm so entertaining to you.

[That's only partly sarcastic, really.]

[cantacquityou]

You look very charming. Perhaps I will hire you at Christmas.

[takethat]

H-hire me to do what, exactly? Stand here and have huge eyes while I hold ornaments for you?

[Never mind being called "charming"...]

[cantacquityou]

Of course. How does $2000 sound?

[takethat]

Like you're being completely ridiculous, which is admittedly kind of nice.

[cantacquityou]

Does that mean you'll do it? Perhaps you'll deflect all the female attention from me...then it would be an investment well worth it.

[takethat]

Right, because the ladies love a nut with Christmas ornaments hanging from his hair.

[cantacquityou]

I find it endearing. No doubt they will, too.

[takethat]

This is endearing to you?

You have questionable taste.

[cantacquityou]

I've always had, apparently.





[Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, looming and watching behind the door panel is none other than Vera herself...]

[takethat]

...is that so? Do tell me more.

[He gives his head a little shake to make the ornaments clack together.]

[cantacquityou]

About my questionable tastes?

Well, I suppose I've always had a history of being drawn to rather unusual characters, now that I think of it...even as far back as when we were in grade school...

No one would ever expect it of me...I even tend to surprise myself each time...

[takethat]

[His interest is piqued. Ohho, gossip?]

Wait, wait. Who did you like in grade school?

[cantacquityou]

[...


...


...Wait. ]




Ah- No one of particular interest...


[...Oh, geez. Said way too much.]

[takethat]

No, I'm very interested.

[He grins. He's not onto you at all, Edgey.]

I thought that kind of stuff was far, far from your mind back then.

[cantacquityou]

I was a very different person back then.

[takethat]

Sure, of course. But you were still more interested in studying than you were in girls.





Er, boys.