[ARCHIVED] IC-inbox

[cantacquityou]

...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via his Hotel Room. 

 LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room.  There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.









See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:



 

 

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this doesn't work too well in text

[takethat]

Is it wet over there in denial?




That's pink and it always will be.

[cantacquityou]

...You are in a deep, red room...


...And you are calling it, 'pink.'

...

...I suppose you are going to say that blood is pink, too. Along with my car.

[takethat]

Your pajamas.... are pink.

[cantacquityou]

...So they are.


...But to say that this room is pink is a blatant disregard for Colour Theory.

THIS TIME

[takethat]

...listen, Edgeworth, you're feminine. You wear that frilly thing on your neck all the time. Arguing with me about colors doesn't change that.

[cantacquityou]

[Wants to face!palm. So. Bad.]

How exceedingly ignorant. It's a cravat. Manfred Von Karma wore one, and there is barely anything feminine about him. It is the forerunner of the modern necktie, and it was popularly worn by men, especially in the 17th century.


...It may be archaic, perhaps, but definitely not 'feminine.'

[takethat]

[He smiles and shakes his head.]

The lady doth protest too much.

[cantacquityou]

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...Very well, then. If my illustrious state of dress and my love for peppermint is to be considered, 'feminine,' then I hold no qualms in saying that due to your emotional nature and you being very prone to crying, your very disposition is far more 'feminine' than my own.

[takethat]

What! When have I cried? When? Pouting does not count.

[cantacquityou]

...Yes, it does. And it is not difficult to see your lips trembling whenever you attempt to hold back tears.

You are exceedingly emotional, and that, like my 'feminine' state of dress, is indisputable.

[takethat]

Fine, fine. I'm emotional and you dress like a lady. We're a couple of sissies. But pouting isn't crying. [Because "the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over"... not "when his douchebag prosecutor buddy yells at him" lololol]

[cantacquityou]

So, I am 'feminine' in dress, and you are 'feminine' in personality.


...And together, we make one, full-fledged woman.

[takethat]

Looks like we have all bases covered, yes.














You take care of the fashion and I'll worry about the mood swings.

[cantacquityou]

Quite. Now, go bathe. Now that you have come to terms with your newfound womanhood, it is time to smell like a woman, too.

this may be the last time he ever asks this of edgey lolololol

[takethat]

Yes, okay, your wish is my command--just please let me be naked in private.

[cantacquityou]

...Were you expecting I'd join, perhaps?

[takethat]

I really wouldn't put it past you, what with the way you're being about taking care of me...

[cantacquityou]

Oh?

I may prefer men... But I do have standards.

[takethat]

[Eyeroll]

You're worried enough about me to let me sleep in your bed, how do I know you won't try to bathe me, too?

[cantacquityou]

My dog sleeps in my bed, as well. Your breed simply has less hair to be concerned about.

[takethat]

[POINT... semi-dramatically... still kind of wobbly]

...that statement only supports my claim. You bathe your dog, too.

[cantacquityou]

...He has his own bathroom.

[takethat]

Does he bathe himself? You're dodging the point.

[cantacquityou]

No, I'm simply implying that he usually receives better treatment. [Protip: He's not lying.]

[takethat]

[Phoenix believes that, don't worry.]

You're still dodging me, but I don't want my bath water to get cold, so I'm letting you off the hook. Go away.