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...This is a general post for Paradisa residents, should anyone wish to harass visit or contact Edgeworth ICly. If you are not from Paradisa (I.E., from another game/dressing room, etc), you are welcome to interact with Edgeworth via ~~his Hotel Room~~.

LOLNOPE. Edgey has a new inbox now. Go there.

Room at various angles.

...Because Edgeworth is very well-off, there will be no question that he will request as much from the castle as he can to feel 'at home.' Therefore, his room will be inspired by a room of one of his favourite hotel suites - the Hazlitts in Soho, London. The hotel room is a bit smaller than it appears in the picture, but is extremely richly furnished and decorated. However, with opulence comes a price, as usual, and because of Edgeworth's fastidious tastes, the castle will inflict upon him at least one temporary loss per month. Unbeknownst to Edgeworth, of course.

At any given time, there will be a book or two on the bed, and others placed sporadically at various crevasses within the room. There is another, smaller partition of the room containing a couch, small table, and chair. There are a pair of small speakers, a heated blanket, a small fridge with at least two wine bottles, and a heating apparatus that doesn't emit microwaves. There's also a burgundy/blue chess set. There's no television, no futon, and of course, no Oldbag . There is a black box on the desk that requires not only a key to be opened, but a sliding puzzle to be solved. There's also a medium-sized kitchen. The bathroom is nothing particularly fascinating, as he doesn't spend enough time in there to feel the need to expend too much effort in decorating it, and it is much smaller than one may expect after seeing the room. There is, however, a clean bathtub lined with a few red/gold, unused candles.

See the chess piece? Definitely Edgeworth's room.

The kitchen is similar to this, but quite smaller:

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Hotel Room

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[SIGH, AGAIN]

I've lost the battle, but I'll win the war. ...I'll see you smile someday.

I smiled when you came out of the coma... [I think...]

You did...?

[That... makes his stomach do weird things. Primarily because if that happened, he's forgotten it (which is reasonable, if it happened right after he woke up), but he would very much like to remember something like that.

Because it's -sweet-... not that he's consciously thinking that just yet.]

I most certainly did smile. [sometime that day...]

That was... a rough day... I'm sorry. I guess I forgot. [Cue kicking himself mentally. An Edgeworth smile is like a meteor shower. Who knows when he'll have another chance to see it?]

...You would not have seen it. Either way, I was elated.

[All that for "you wouldn't have seen it"? ~~ahlgdkfjghkh~~]

...okay... well, I...

[...have no idea what to say to that.]

...I'm still standing, huh?

...

You are making me feel awkward.

[Ditto, buddy]

Sorry... I'm not really entirely myself today.

[He turns to hobble back to the bed.]

[watches.]

...Perhaps a hot bath will help.

Yeah, probably.

[Imagining this means a hot bath in his OWN room, yes.]

...I will prepare one right now. [and starts off.]

Hey! Hold it! Where are you going?

...To the bathroom. Did you expect the kitchen, perhaps?

I expected my bathroom, not yours.

I am not taking you all the way to your room just to have a bath.

Fair enough--so let's just forget the bath?

...Is there a problem with taking one here?

[Just quit while you're ahead, Phoenix...]

.....no, sir.....

[pout]

Good. I am going to prepare one for you. [starts off again.]

...and you should be naked by the time I return.

What!! No!! I can get naked on my own, in the bathroom, without you having to see, thank you very much.

...

...I was joking.

...oh. ..aha... ha... of course you were.

[Mutter]
It's impossible to ever tell...

[He goes into the bathroom, and one can hear the turning of knobs and the running of the faucet. He returns.]

You're still sweating from that last exchange? You really should - how one might say - 'loosen up' a bit, Wright.